Recap: Entourage Season 7 Fails To Deliver
We pick up the Entourage boys where we last left them. Every single character, including Turtle and Drama have careers they are tending to in this Season 7 opener.
There is no more jobless Turtle, driving Vince around as his contribution to the Entourage crew. Instead, Turtle now owns his own chauffeur business in which hot girls drive around the upper class portion of society.
E is off managing his own clients, engaged to ex-girlfriend Sloan and seems to be living it up in Hollywood.
Drama, is of course, still struggling to catch a break in Hollywood, in this episode he demands that his new Agent, Lloyd, gives him more attention and a whole team devoted to his career.
Meanwhile, Ari Gold, the usual life force of the show is struggling with his new role as head of the “largest agency in the world.” His main quarrel in this episode is missing his kids’ student teacher conference at school. This is of course was utterly dissatisfying as I am used to Ari being an intense, loud-mouthed force to be reckoned with.
Thus we get to Vincent Chase, the star of the show. Vince has E, Ari, Turtle and Drama all worried about him because of his plan to do his own stunts. In a move to prove he is not a “pussy,” Vince goes ahead and does a crash scene, which was the ending to this terrible Entourage season 7 premiere. Vince’s crash scene doesn’t go as planned and he crashes into a fiery barn.
Oh Suspense! Of course Vincent Chase walks out unscathed and says he is ready to do it again if need be. Come on, really? That was the big stunt scene everyone was talking about?
Just chalk that up as another disappointing piece of a show that I used to look forward to watching every week.
All in all this Season 7 premiere of Entourage was a huge disappointment that failed to deliver.
Might as well rename the show to Real Homeboys of California or some non-sense, a cheap spin-off of the Real Housewives series all the ladies enjoy. As of last night, that is where the show is headed.
I really hope the producers can fix the rest of Entourage Season 7, otherwise I feel that the rest of season 7 will be one grueling race to the finish line where Entourage the series will meet its demise.
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