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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted by on March 10, 2011 at 10:17 AM EST

chuck norris birthdayHappy 71st Birthday Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, the man, the myth, the legend, turns 71-years-old today. We here at Robot Celeb want to with the almighty Chuck a Happy Birthday. Twitter is already littered with tweets about Chuck Norris stating “71 turned Chuck Norris today.” If you don’t know who Chuck is then you obviously haven’t experienced the greatest man to ever walk the earth. I mean the guy fought a bear…and won! Over the years there have been several funny Chuck Norris facts/quotes.

How else would we celebrate the birthday of a living legend? With Chuck Norris quotes of course! Over the years Chuck has become a cult icon and is the topic of many amazingly awesome facts/quotes. As we celebrate 71 turning Chuck Norris today, I will leave you with a few:

“Chuck Norris does not need Twitter… he is already following you.”

“Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.”

“Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.”

“Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.”

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.”

“Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.”

 

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