Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: Sleep Tight Hippopotamus
Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 5 Recap. Sleep tight hippopotamus; don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Jersey Shore Season 2 kicks off its fifth episode in Miami with the boys of the house in a debacle. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly D, and Vinnie have just spent a night out on the town and have gotten into a Situation. Between the three fist pumping Guido’s; there are four chicks at the house, one of which is a grenade. “The Situation” thinks quickly on his feet and formulates a plan. He puts the hippopotamus (grenade/ugly chick) to bed and divides up the rest of the girls to his fellow spray tanning homies.
All in all, the night was a success for the boys of Jersey Shore Miami as they each got it on with some random hotties.
Of course we can’t have an episode of Jersey Shore without drama. “The Situation” and Angelina get into a heated battle over the cleanliness of the house. Angelina sat home all day and did not clean one dish, which in turn pisses off “The Situation.” The argument between Mike Sorrentino and Angelina quickly dissipated when it was time for the family dinner. It just goes to show how insignificant the arguments these Jersey Shore rejects have with each other.
A bummed out Snooki is called out at dinner on why she is being such a downer. It turns out that her and her gorilla juicehead boyfriend are over with. Snooki tells everyone of the Jersey Shore Miami house that she is going to go out on the town as a single guidette. Oh Joy! Guys of Miami, look out for a single, over-tanned oompa-loompa on the prowl.
The on-going Sammi and Ronnie soap opera continues last night on episode 5 of Jersey Shore Season 2. Sammi finds a mysterious note that J-WoWW and Snooki typed up. The contents of the note are everything that Ronnie has done while he was supposedly in love with Sammi. While the note was a cowardly thing for J-WoWW and Snooki to do, it seemed to have work. I honestly think that Sammi has written Ronnie off for good.
Next week will surely bring more drama and guidette brawls as J-WoWW and Sammi get into a fistfight. Who do you think will win the fight, Busty J-WoWW or Sammi the Sweetheart?
Tune in next Thursday as Jersey Shore Miami returns at 10PM ET/PT on MTV.
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