Jersey Shore Recap: Mind Condoms and a Snooki Friendly Fridge!
Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 3 recap introduces mind condoms, a Snooki friendly fridge and the police!
“Jersey Shore” aired its third episode tonight and we were all introduced to Ronnie’s mind condoms, a Snooki friendly fridge and the Seaside Heights police. After sitting through the hour long Jersey Shore Season 3 episode 3, I feel like I have lost one too many brain cells. For your reading pleasure I will attempt to give a quick little recap of what went down.
Ronnie and Sammi get into a huge argument; big surprise there. Snooki and Pauly D head to the tanning salon and Snooks gets into quite the debacle. It turns out she uses this new tanning cream on her ass and it itches like hell. How does she relieve the itch you might ask? Snooki sits inside of the mini fridge back at the house to cool her rear end off… yes she fits inside of the mini fridge. (MTV you should really market the Snooki Friendly Fridge… could be a gold mine)
Amidst yet another Ron and Sam argument, the brilliant brain of Ronnie introduces us to Mind Condoms. Sam is obviously mind f**king him so he asks for mind condoms…how clever. Anyways, let’s continue to move along with this Jersey Shore Season 3 recap; shall we? Snooki, Pauly D and Sammi all go to work together and Sam apologizes for being an idiot. They then make it home, where she also apologizes to the newcomer, Deena Nicole Cortese.
While I am on the subject of Deena, she attempts to hook up with The Situation while Snooki is being shut down by Vinnie. In the end, neither one of the mini ladies get to Smoosh with their roommates. Let’s see what else happened tonight on the wonderful show that is Jersey Shore? Ah yes, Snooki goes to work and then after gets annihilated on the board walk. JWoWW (Jenni Farley) and Deena attempt to help her drunken ass off the beach but it is too late; the police show up.
At the end of tonight’s episode we see Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi being arrested and hauled off to jail for being Drunk and Disorderly. JWoWW gets back to the house and calls up Nicole’s dad who is not very happy with his daughter being thrown in jail.
Like I said in the beginning of the article, the three things I took out of the show tonight were mind condoms, the Snooki friendly fridge and the police. I hope you all found this recap slightly amusing and somewhat informative… I tried my best.
Tune in for a brand new episode of Jersey Shore this Thursday night at 10|9c on MTV.
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