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Greg Jones

Greg was born and raised in South Florida and hates long walks on the beach. His main hobbies involve playing an inordinate amount of video games and getting way too excited about politics. He focuses on satire and irony to make his writing stand out among the crowd which isn't that hard considering his head is twice the size of his body.

Justin Bieber Racist Planking TwitPic

Justin Bieber Racist Planking TwitPic

07/08/11 at 02:46 PM EST - No Comments

Justin Bieber and many other celebrities are all taking pictures of themselves “planking” but to one rapper, he has had enough. Xzibit, the rapper turned Pimp My Ride host [...]

Call of Duty Elite: Subscription Service Trojan Horse?

Call of Duty Elite: Subscription Service Trojan Horse?

05/31/11 at 01:23 PM EST - No Comments

Activision announced their new Call of Duty Elite program which offers a new premium mode whose details have yet to be released. The basic idea behind Call of Duty [...]

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine Combat Video

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine Combat Video

05/25/11 at 04:37 PM EST - No Comments

A new video has just come out detailing the combat engine in the newest addition to the Warhammer 40,000 video game universe creatively titled Space Marine developed by THQ. [...]

This is Forever: Duke Nukem Forever now Gold

This is Forever: Duke Nukem Forever now Gold

05/24/11 at 01:36 PM EST - No Comments

After years of waiting Gearbox has done the impossible and announcing that Duke Nukem: Forever has gone gold. When a game goes gold it basically means it’s wrapped up [...]

Modern Warfare 3 Exploding Trailer Reveals Explosions

Modern Warfare 3 Exploding Trailer Reveals Explosions

05/24/11 at 11:12 AM EST - No Comments

A new Modern Warfare 3 Trailer has been released and it includes no shortage of explosions and carnage you would expect from the Call of Duty franchise. Whether it [...]

Presidential Limo Meets Concrete Kryptonite

Presidential Limo Meets Concrete Kryptonite

05/23/11 at 03:26 PM EST - 1 Comment

Barack Obama may be the president of the United States but that doesn’t mean he is immune to comical error or concrete kryptonite. President Obama was kicking off his [...]

PSN Hack Costs 171M, New Sony So-Net Phishing Attack (May 23, 2011)

PSN Hack Costs 171M, New Sony So-Net Phishing Attack (May 23, 2011)

05/23/11 at 02:03 PM EST - No Comments

Sony gets hit by earthquake and hackers, loses billions. Sony just reported that the PSN fix is gonna cost them around 171 million dollars once the whole “identity theft [...]

Arnold Cheats, Skynet Kills Ps3, Xbox 360

Arnold Cheats, Skynet Kills Ps3, Xbox 360

05/19/11 at 10:41 AM EST - 2 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger cheats and Skynet sets PS3 on fire, bricks Xbox 360, breaches PSN Online. On news of Arnold Schwarzenegger getting caught cheating Skynet has moved into the profit [...]

PSN Online, Xbox 360 Hacks Itself

PSN Online, Xbox 360 Hacks Itself

05/18/11 at 11:13 AM EST - 28 Comments

PSN is back online and now Xbox 360 users are battling a killer firmware. PS3 owners who just got over the whole PSN debacle are getting their laughs in [...]

LA Noire Makes a Detective Out of You Meta Review

LA Noire Makes a Detective Out of You Meta Review

05/17/11 at 01:04 PM EST - 1 Comment

Meta review of Rockstar’s latest game, LA Noire which was released today. (May 17, 2011) LA Noire released today for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC giving users a [...]

Duke Nukem Demo that Took Forever Releases June 3rd

Duke Nukem Demo that Took Forever Releases June 3rd

05/17/11 at 12:01 PM EST - No Comments

The time has come for the Duke Nukem Forever demo, get ready to tear it up finally. Duke Nukem Forever demo has been dated for Jun. 3rd after years [...]

Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Sperminator Love Child

Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Sperminator Love Child

05/17/11 at 08:57 AM EST - No Comments

Is Arnold Schwarzenegger the baby daddy to an illegitimate love child? Have we just unearthed the title to Arnold’s next film? Not quite as Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly had a love child [...]

Gears of War 3 Limited and Epic Edition Details Released

Gears of War 3 Limited and Epic Edition Details Released

05/16/11 at 12:40 PM EST - No Comments

Epic Games sent out a press release with info on the Limited and Epic versions of  Gears of War 3 which cost more but give you chachkes to put [...]

PSN Back Online – Well Sorta

PSN Back Online – Well Sorta

05/15/11 at 09:51 AM EST - No Comments

After weeks of being down the Playstation Network is back up with limited functionally. Not everyone is back online yet but Sony assures that they are slowly working to [...]